GET OFF MY LAWN!

I sawed off two shots, man. This was two years ago at the Laguna Seca Shooting Range in California. I’m so badass with a gun that I’m being considered for Sharon’s Stone’s character in the prequel of The Quick and the Dead. And also that chick from The Matrix that shoots guns. And Lara Croft. Does she shoot guns? If so, her too.

Tags: personal badassery